13th Mother Fucking Annual 

Christmas Shitshow 

(Derby Edition)


Location: 89 Citation Drive

Date: 12/schebmm/24

Time: 12:00 noon (11:00 am if your last name starts with a "Gwee" or a "Guy.") 

Details: We're getting brunchish again. Bring some brunch food and drinks to share if you want, we'll have some shit for ya'll too.

White Elephant: This years gift has to be made in Utah! Bring one gift per person, or per couple. Whatever boats your float. We're doing the OG gift stealing again.

The Game: We're racing horses this year, so it's time to dress up like you're headed to the Kentucky Derby. Big fucking hats for the ladies and the fellas should shoot for something between definitely racist and probably gay. Don't sweat it though, get down however you want to get down, do you pimpin. We'll play in teams; couples, and Bo & Greg. Bring $20 to buy-in per team.